They finally made a real life action figure of me (and all the other Moms out there). This is too funny...her Bio reads:Up at the crack of dawn and working long into the night, this heroine magically creates extra hours each day juggling kids, schedules, chores and career. Navigating jungles of toys and mountains of kiddie stuff she prepares tasty-yet-healthy snacks, tames dust bunnies and banishes stubborn stains. With an invisible third arm and a never ending pursuit of work / life balance she can help with a school project and answer an all-important business call while wrist deep in dirty diapers. Part teacher, part doctor, part chauffeur, part boss… she's all SuperMom.
CODE NAME:
SuperMom
AKA:
Soccer Mom, Chief Everything Officer, 'The Boss', Working Mom
Soccer Mom, Chief Everything Officer, 'The Boss', Working Mom
SUPER POWERS:
mother's love; mega-multitasking; "the look"; cure-all kisses; temper tantrum tactics; mind reading; cheerleading
mother's love; mega-multitasking; "the look"; cure-all kisses; temper tantrum tactics; mind reading; cheerleading
VULNERABILITIES:
sleep deprivation; child's cries;work/life balance; cute kiddie clothes; mothering co-workers; parental pampering
sleep deprivation; child's cries;work/life balance; cute kiddie clothes; mothering co-workers; parental pampering
CATCHPHRASES:
"Go to your room and think about what you did."
"Go to your room and think about what you did."
"A mother's work is never done."
"Can't talk now, gotta go get the kids!"
"Because I said so, that's why."
There's more...
SuperMom's Mommy Weapons - SuperMom is equipped with 8 accessories of mommy might:CALM & FRAZZLED HEADS
Switch between mommy alter egos: calm / relaxed and frazzled / crazy
Switch between mommy alter egos: calm / relaxed and frazzled / crazy
BABY (little angel or mini monster)
Grows bigger with food and milk, gives off gas. Comes with an anti-boo-boo bonnet
MOMMY BAG
Magical handbag holds work homework & diversions to calm mischievous mini people
CELL PHONE
Lifeline between school / daycare, home and the office. Also handy for gabbing and gossiping
SUPER LONG TO-DO LIST
Mother of All Lists, brings relative order to chaos
GROCERIES (aka Pre-Cuisine)
Nutritious items used in tasty meals that mysteriously appear on the table each evening
WORK & CASUAL SHOES
Puts foot down with authority, with work heels or comfortable mothering shoes
Grows bigger with food and milk, gives off gas. Comes with an anti-boo-boo bonnet
MOMMY BAG
Magical handbag holds work homework & diversions to calm mischievous mini people
CELL PHONE
Lifeline between school / daycare, home and the office. Also handy for gabbing and gossiping
SUPER LONG TO-DO LIST
Mother of All Lists, brings relative order to chaos
GROCERIES (aka Pre-Cuisine)
Nutritious items used in tasty meals that mysteriously appear on the table each evening
WORK & CASUAL SHOES
Puts foot down with authority, with work heels or comfortable mothering shoes
I think she's great! A tribute to all the Mommies out there and it would make a cute Mother's Day gift! You can check it out at HappyWorker.com.
Please let me know what you think.
Mommy C
Mommy C
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